Win Election Chant This is Super Power chant promises to bestow upon you the superpower of your choice. Considering the circumstances, may I suggest “The ability to influence the electoral college”? Call upon the gods to grant my wish to have these powers [say the powers you want]
I will use these powers only for good intentions. I will receive my powers from 1 day to 1 week. This is my wish, so mote it be.
Yes, “mote.” A lot of Magick involves the word mote, which appears to be the pinch of turmeric in any good wiccan recipe.
Ritual: “To Be Rid Of Whatever”
This ritual was contributed by a young witch from Puerto Rico who calls herself Yarely, and is found on a page that appears to be a clearing house for contributions from practitioners at large. It’s simple and its symbolism is perfect.
Write on a piece of paper what you want to be rid of: in this case, Donald J. Trump. Now light a red candle and concentrate on what you want gone: Pick up the lit candle and burn the paper, letting the ashes fall into the toilet. As you flush the toilet, say:Around, around, around you go
down the toilet the water flows. With the water you must go down, down, down the toilet you must go.
The Win Election Chant
Visualize the image of Donald J.Trump taking that magical ride down the escalator to announce his candidacy for the last time as he keeps on spiraling down down down below the swirling waters. Goodbye Donald J. Trump. May the Trump Grill deliver taco bowls to you in your new subterranean home.
Or, if you prefer, from the same Spells Of Magic site, try this Vanishing Spell: Chant the following simple but satisfying prayer.
Let the Object of Objection
Become but a Dream,
As I cause the Seen
to be Unseen
What could be more perfect for November 9 than to wake up, Bob Newhart-style, to find that the entire candidacy of Donald Trump had been but a dream? So mote it be.